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  1. the not so ultimate bad pun thread

    no i will never stop
  2. the not so ultimate bad pun thread

    very nice completely agree
  3. the not so ultimate bad pun thread

  4. the not so ultimate bad pun thread

    ok hi guys bad pun #1 I owe a lot to the sidewalks.They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years bad pun #2 Thank you, my arms, for always being there by my side. bad pun #3 Aim for the stars! But first take care of the bodyguards. bad pun #4 She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat. bad pun #5 A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." bad pun #6 Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy. bad pun #7 What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. bad pun #8 Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. bad pun #9 Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive." bad pun #10 Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. bad pun #11 Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says, "wow, it's really getting hot in here." The second muffin says, "Wow... a talking muffin ! " bad pun #12 I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. bad pun #13 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. bad pun #14 Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. bad pun #15 A dyslexic man walks into a bra. bad pun #16 Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" bad pun #17 An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either bad pun #18 Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?" bad pun #20 Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. bad pun #21 RIP boiling water. You will be mist. bad pun #22 I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case. bad pun #23 A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked bad pun #24 Wanna hear a terrible Joke? Paper. Pretty tear-able, huh? bad pun #25 I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in. bad pun #26 What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea. bad pun #27 Why did the coffee file a police report? – Because it was mugged. bad pun #28 How do you cut ancient Rome in half? With a pair of Caesars. bad pun #29 How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it. bad pun #30 I once ate a watch. It was time consuming. bad pun #31 How do trees get online? – They just log in. bad pun #32 What do you call an alligator with a vest? An investigator. bad pun #33 Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed! bad pun #34 I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches. bad pun #35 6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down. bad pun #36 Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back. bad pun #37 Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of… bad pun #38 If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator? bad pun #39 Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose. bad pun #40 If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand? bad pun #41 Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve bad pun #42 So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world bad pun #43 I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. bad pun #44 What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus. bad pun #45 I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it bad pun #46 Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out bad pun #47 Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw. bad pun #48 Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea! bad pun #49 Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen. bad pun #50 Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam. ok bye guys
  5. dogs or cats?

    poll above ^
  6. Trial moderator application

    Your Steam Name?: A box of tissues Your Discord Name?: A box of tissues#2487 Your SteamID?: STEAM_1:1:129998644 What is your timezone?: EST What is your date of birth?: 27/09/2005 What is your age?: 12 What is your playtime?: 50 hours Do you have a microphone?: Yes. Do you have any experience staffing on other servers / other games (please give names)?: No, I do not. Why are you applying for Trial Moderator (minimum of 100 words)?: I am applying for trial moderator so I could finally deal whit some of those pesky situations I encounter when the staff aren't online to help me. Some of those situations include mass rdm, mass prop block and lots of prop climbing. I also want to be staff because I personally want to up the extent of the people I can help and the ways I can help those people in. For the last reason of why I want to be staff is that I genuinely like this server and the community that follows it. I simply just want to give a little back to the community. What is the role of a Trial Moderator (no minimum)?: The role of a trial moderator is to help players in game while getting trained by the higher-ups to eventually become a moderator. Why should we pick you? (minimum of 75 words)?: You should pick me because I would say that I am currently a pretty active member of the community in game and on the forums. I also try to understand any possible situation to my fullest potential before making any stupid, rushed, dumb or rash decisions. Additionally, I personally always try to be as kind, helpful and informative whenever I can whether it is on the forums, in game or just in my daily life routine. What are the definitions of the following (bonus - give examples); RDM?: Random Death Match. This is when you kill somebody for no reason. For example, I go and kill somebody standing still at spawn for no valid reason. NLR?: New life Rule. This is when you may not return to the previous place in which you just had died. For example, I get killed during a raid and then I return, that would be a violation of NLR. RDA?: Random Arrest. This is when somebody arrests you for no valid rp reason. For example, I arrest a random player for "looking at me". ARDM?: Attempted Random Deathmatch. This is when a player damages you for no valid reason. For example, I shoot someone at spawn that is afk for no valid rp reason. How many warnings do you have?: 1 for RDM. Do you understand that you can be demoted at any time for no reason?: Yes. Do you understand that if you are caught abusing commands that you can be demoted without warning?: Yes. Do you understand that if you are caught making Elite's job hard that you will be demoted?: Yes. Staff references?: None.
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  8. TJ is good mod

    @TJ123 is actually one of the kindest people on the hyplex staff team. All I have to say. ok bye
  9. a new rank? (not clickbait) (leak)

    yes give it to joke man
  10. ooof's resignation

    Bye oof. Sad to see you go.
  11. Ban appeal

    In my opinion, you really shouldn't be unbanned In my opinion, you really should have a bit more time to cool off before you do get unbanned. Crashing the server is one thing, but laughing about it afterwards is just way too much. And one month is just not enough time to change in my opinion.
  12. How to advert

    i yell out "its a raid!" before rading anybody so im pretty much a walking advert
  13. Are hotdogs gay?

  14. Warn appeal

    So sorry for the confusion guys. When I was in the sit I clearly asked if I would get two warnings, but Crime scene never game an answer to my question instead the other guy in the sit kept telling me I would receive two warnings so I took his word for it. For the deal, I was gonna give him the rest of my money which was roughly 20k at the time. I was going through whit it asking him how much it would be but you banned me before I could fully type it out. I did have the little bubble over my head which meant I was typing at the time. Although you probably didn't see it since you were in the ban menu. Once again sorry for the confusion. Me asking him if I would get 2 warnings http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1328595672 i'll leave this reply here so you can see it but i'll probably hide this later to save management the time of going through this mess of a warn appeal
  15. Warn appeal

    Yes and what I am currently trying to do is to appeal the second warning since I personally thing that one was more of misunderstanding since as I said in my original post, me and the player rdmed were trying to come to an agreement. But the admin didn't let me talk to him and instead banned me as I was trying to ask him how much his gun was.